From 2001-02 Tribune Entertainment created six Mutant X faux websites in order to supplement the information from the television series. These sites featured a great wealth of background information about the Mutant X characters and plot's storylines, but they vanished in early 2005. Taken from the Internet Archives of Tribune Entertainment's faux website, Genomex.net, none of the following material is my own.
Genomex Part One ~ Genomex Part Two
Research Section
Mutant Classifications
The Children of Genomex possess non-human abilities. All known abilities belong to one of four categories:
Feral | Elemental | Molecular | Psionic
FERAL
Subject's DNA has been spliced with that of an animal. They possess many characteristics (mental & physical) of the creature.
TYPES (from most common to rarest):
Feline - Cat, Lion, etc…
Ursine - Bear
Canine - Dog, Wolf, etc…
Porcine - Boar, Hog, etc…
Cervine - Deer
Reptus - Lizard, Snake, etc…
Amphibian - Frog, etc…
Piscis - Fish
As of yet, no successful Aves (bird) ferals have been achieved, but the formula is continually being refined.
ELEMENTAL
Subjects have the ability to channel elemental/environmental energy through their bodies.
TYPES:
Electrical
Thermal - Heat or cold related
Sonic
Chemical
Botanical - Plant related
Geological - Earth related (EXTREMELY RARE)
Categories in this mutation constantly increase and expand with research.
MOLECULAR
Subjects possess attributes to defy physical science.
KNOWN TYPES:
Intangibility - Able to move through solids
Imperviousness - Withstands physical penetration
Invisibility
Propulsion - Accelerated motion or speed
Gravitative - Able to alter weight in self, others or objects
Chromatic - Effects color, light, etc…
Stasis-suspension - Effects time
Replication - Self-cloning, etc…
Elasticity - Able to alter size or shape (EXTREMELY RARE)
As with Elementals, this breed expands and varies with time. It is not uncommon to find a Molecular with two or more of the listed abilities in combination.
PSIONIC
Subjects possess heightened mental capabilities.
COMMON TYPES:
Telepathic - Mind readers
Telekinetic - Able to move objects with the mind
Telempathic - Able to read and adjust emotions
Precog - Able to see future events
Illusionist - Projects unreal visuals or attitudes
This variety of mutant is considered most difficult to monitor and control.
Report is updated on a regular basis. It is mandatory that all research associates continually review this document for additions and changes.
Notice to All Research Staff Re: Classification of Charlotte Cooke
TO: Research Staff Members
FROM: Dr. Kenneth Harrison
RE: Mutant Classification of Charlotte Cooke
Doctors and Colleagues,
I would like to adjust your thinking on the genetic coding of new mutant, Charlotte Cooke (security file #EOG998CC). Although this subject is no longer available to Genomex, I find the case a fascinating study. It aligns with my recent exploration on variation within the mutant species and merits further attention from our science departments.
Upon initial analysis, many of you labeled the female Cooke as a Molecular. She excreted a toxin from her pores that seemingly altered the moral compass of her opponents, causing them to rage, despair or degrade themselves beyond their normal limits. In a sense, the contaminant acted like a cocaine derivative, twisting the victims' nervous systems until it extracted unnatural behavior.
In retrospect, I suppose the Molecular classification was a likely one. The subject did seem to bend physical laws, a characterization that defines the group. There are blaring aspects of the female Cooke that do not line up with a Molecular profile, however. Calling her such was an unreasonably rash diagnosis, the kind of which will not be tolerated in the future. Any additional examples of such shoddy work will be reported promptly to Mr. Eckhart for disciplinary action. For now, no specific names will be put forth. You know who you are and are expected to increase the quality of your work.
Genomex psychologist Dr. Varady worked up a composite of Cooke as a potential Psionic (subcategory: Empath). While I have only the highest regards for our esteemed colleague, I cannot agree with her conclusions. Cooke's powers are transmitted physically, not mentally, although they do affect thought processes of the brain. Thus, a Psionic label is also incorrect.
Having been forced to take matters into my own hands, I have come to the only obvious conclusion as to Cooke's classification: Feral. Many reptile and insect females secrete venom that can paralyze or confound their victims. Such is the case with new mutant: Cooke. Examination of her DNA samples as well as her family history support my findings.
I find it particularly discouraging that your departments missed the same deductions. Mere weeks ago I sent out a mandatory memo in regards to Insect Ferals. Apparently the entire personnel overlooked it. I need not point out that correct identification of Cooke's abilities might have facilitated Genomex's detaining her. Instead, she is now a GSA priority capture. You may all consider yourselves on a probationary status of employment until this error is redeemed.
Incidentally, I have been informed that several research heads felt I would be interested in Cooke's associate, the plant Elemental "Skeet" Vosburg. Despite my background in botanicals, let me assure you the existence of an unbathed, under-educated low-class new mutant whose sole talent is to defoliate does not inspire me. The vile being is to be reduced to full stasis level if there is available pod space or disposed of in the usual method. I trust such insulting assumptions about my taste will not be made again.
Thank-you,
K. Harrison
Security Notice: PUSHKA H5B7
Effective immediately any tests, plans or mention of the device known as the Pushka H5B7 are to be terminated without question. All revision designs and schematics will be handed over to department heads for permanent disposal. Anyone failing to comply in these actions will face a similar experience with their own employment. Computers are to be expunged of any records pertaining to the flawed apparatus. (CODE: OBIT)
Forthwith, all references to Pushka H5B7 in document or discussion will result in instant castigation.
This policy also applies to the Pushka's advocate, Sonya Barovsky, whose guest consultant status at all Genomex facilities has been revoked. Any communication with Ms. Barovsky or her associate, Yuri Pogrebin, will be considered a serious infraction against the agency and punishable at the highest level. The exception is, of course, the GSA who have been directed to locate and apprehend the Russian pair within the earliest possible time frame. Any assistance they require in their search will be cleared through my office and relegated on a need-to-know basis.
The Pushka H5B7 failed to perform its designed function of tracking and neutralizing mutant DNA. This disappointment nails the lid shut on consideration for any similar piece of equipment developed outside the Genomex arena. Let it serve as a warning to all sections dealing with foreign input before they present future ideas. Of all resources, time is one I refuse to waste and will not do so without swift and appropriate reprisal.
The sooner this policy is absorbed, the less a cause for occupational vacancy.
Mason's Journal
Background Check Results: Eckhart, Mason
Genomex Security Check 58A11FT4
To: Bureau Director C. Marston
Cc: Ass't. S. Rawlings
Ass't. D. Wall
From: Agent N. Hardy (#00247)
Subject: Background Check for promotion of Mason G. Eckhart to Security Head of Genomex.
Sir,
I added my personal observations here between the lines (noted in YELLOW), as you've requested. As you know, this has been a hard one to piece together.
Hardy
NOTE: This is the 3rd revision of this document since Eckhart was first recruited in May XXXX. Each background check on the subject has yielded vastly different information that contradicts previous ones. This effort provides the most solid information to date.
Mason Grey Eckhart was born on June 6, 1962 in the marine base hospital of Fayetteville, Arkansas. There are documents that list his birth date as five years older or four years younger, but US Army records state this is the correct data. Eckhart was an identical twin. His brother, Marcus Aaron, was accidentally drowned in 1970. Eckhart's father was Captain Conner Doyle Eckhart, a chief medical officer specializing in the psychiatric care of mentally unstable marines and veterans. He was based out of the military hospital in Washington D.C. from the mid-1970's until his retirement.
The files on Captain Eckhart speak for themselves. A harsh authoritarian with astringent methods and a passion for homicidal straightjacket cases. Not what you'd call a family man.
Two events seem to have shaped the juvenile Eckhart's demeanor. The first was the suicide of his mother, Marilyn Thompson Eckhart, when the boy was a preteen. The second was an incidence in which he was locked in one of his father's wards for a weekend in what was later explained as a disciplinary action.
I find it curious that there's no mention of the twin brother's death here.
Mason Eckhart attended military academies excelling in the top ten percentile throughout his adolescence and teenage years. His contact with his father was minimal. The bureau recruited him from West Point where he was studying military law. He also was a notable athlete in track, rowing and skeet shooting.
I suggest you read the transcripts of the pro-vivisection debate from his junior year. It's so on point I almost wanted to carve up baby monkeys myself. There is also a noteworthy paper advocating permanent institutionalization of the mentally defective. He sent a copy to his old man shortly after the captain suffered a stroke.
Moving his way up quickly in the ranks, Agent Eckhart was noted for his cold efficiency and attention to detail. He kept his personal life as private as possible. A marriage of six years to Jacqueline LaPort, a former Miss Vermont he had met on a security detail, resulted in three children (a son, Grey Eckhart, and twin daughters, Michele and Deidre Eckhart). It has been verified that Eckhart has had little or no contact with his family since his divorce.
Like father, like son. I have statements with women Eckhart was briefly involved with afterwards. All say he was controlling and at times threatening, but nothing more sordid than your average agent. Seems to go with the job. Of course, Eckhart's condition today makes this all mote any way.
Advancing from criminal psychotics to unexplained phenomena and finally to Genomex security directly under Dr. Breedlove in the 1980's, Eckhart gained major respect from every faction.
I've been told, off the record, that Mason's appointment to Genomex was strictly to off-balance the rising influence of Adam and kept Breedlove center in his judgments on Mutant research.
Eckhart kept in peak physical and mental condition during his Genomex duties until the incident code-named "X" (see reference file) in which his immune system was destroyed resulting in his present condition and medical limitations. Dr. Breedlove's exo-skin and supplement treatments have allowed him to continue in his high-ranking position since that time. Bi-annual psychiatric exams have proven that Eckhart's mental capacity has increased since the incident, eliminating any question of his removal.
You'll note my indication to reference Breedlove's recommendation at this point. It practically glows with loyalty and praise. My instinct says this is 100% guilt on the old man's part, but knowing what we do of Ol' Paul, this would be a first. Don't get me wrong. Eckhart's physical condition might be bizarre, but I don't feel this limits him. He's proven adept at choosing support staff and has a knack for delegation that would have made FDR jealous. Breedlove's fatherly report, however, just seems odd to me.
Eckhart's devotion and diligence to rebuilding Genomex's database since "X" has been commendable. His laser focus and untiring drive to regain control of the mutant situation has been noted and detailed by every level of the bureau on multiple occasions.
Check out some of his daily memos. He doesn't miss a dot.
In conclusion, Mason Eckhart's actions point to a patriot and man of business who has sacrificed much for both the agency and his country. In background, no one else matches his profile and expertise in this unusual area. His unique past and eccentricity seem to work to an advantage in this assignment. Pending further investigation, there is no reason to block his advancement to the top seat at Genomex.
No argument from me either. I wouldn't want to grab a drink with this guy, but as far as zookeepers go, he's got the right stuff and then some. Face it, this is not a job I'd wish on anyone, even my lousy brother-in-law. If Eckhart is crazy enough to accept it, let him.
Psychological Profiles
TO: Mason Eckhart, Genomex Head
FROM: Dr. Laura Varady, Staff Psychologist
Mason,
Here are the cursory one-liners you wanted for the top ten candidates of your Elites. I've provided my own comments as well with an "aye" or "nay" in most cases. Be careful with them, Mason, or you'll have another "Thorne" in your side.
NAME TYPE ABILITY COMMENTS
Nick Renfield Elemental Creates stasis fields Immature, impressionable. Be patient.
Wendy Stone Molecular Gravitative Perpetual "A" student. YES.
Kendra MacEvoy Psionic Super Strength Psionic not feral, hence ego. NO.
Julian Vaughan Feral Reptilian Chilling intellect with venom. NO.
Eli Lynch Elemental Human vacuum Guarded. Advanced paranoid. YES.
Charles Marlowe Molecular Invulnerability Sociopath. Anarchist streak. NO.
Calvin Porter Molecular Super hearing Opportunist. High IQ. YES.
Taylor Fife Molecular Sonic enhancement Again, too young and naive. WAIT.
Marni Hedren Psionic Prognostic Sleeping Beauty. Narcoleptic. NO.
Aldous Berkley Feral Canine He's a dog, Mason! NO.
By the way, you might be interested to know your own psych-evaluation came back without a hitch. I thought it was appropriate to mention.
-Laura
Genetics Security Agency Proposal
TO: Bureau Head C. Marston
CC: Bureau Assts. Rawlings & Wall
FROM: Genomex Security Chief M. Eckhart
Gentlemen (and Ms. Rawlings),
This subject is vital enough that I will deign to jump through a few hoops to see it happens. The mutant situation worsens on a daily basis. Dr. Breedlove is not a young man any more and in any scenario his expertise and heart are in a laboratory not the world beyond. The Children of Genomex are no longer "children". They are the inheriting generation of the world and are coming into power that must be curbed if normal humanity wishes to survive.
Since the backstabbing events of "X", Genomex no longer has an iron grip on the mutant population. Dr. Breedlove claims he is rebuilding the database that Adam stole, but it is slow coming and will only have a limited reach in comparison to the control we once possessed. Adam's recent movements in establishing an underground "misshapen" army also necessitate the urgency for a specialized task force (see attached Incident Reports X19-47). No one has paid the price for this rogue demagogue's actions than I, but I stress the GSA is not a personal vendetta. It's a matter of national protection and patriotic duty.
As outlined in several meetings and documents before, what I need is a troop of hi-tech dogcatchers. They will dress and function as any other security team but their single goal will be controlling the mutant masses before they control us. Among these agents I will place special operatives previously as discussed. These select men and women have unique qualifications to deal directly with the dangerous nature of our desired targets. As promised, these ultra-agents will not be allowed in the field until they have undergone rigorous conditioning at Genomex. It will be similar to the rehabilitating treatments their prey will receive when apprehended.
On a personal note, Mr. Marston, I need not remind you of the near tragedy concerning your daughter's fiancée that my contacts averted last month. You almost ended up with a mutant in your own family, which could have brought down everything we have built to this point (the young man is doing well, by the way, his powers subdued and attitude thriving in the usual Genomex fashion). While I do not wish to embarrass you, I can only use this incident as a harbinger of how close and lethal the mutant state of affairs is to us. We cannot let the animal acts run the circus. It's time to crack the whip. Give me my GSA and we will.
Expecting Immediate Reply,
M. ECKHART
Mail-Pseurver Document RE: ADAM
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SUBJ: Re: AdamDATE: Friday, ***. 13, **** 13:30TO: Mason Eckhart, Security DirectorFROM: Agent R. Foley, #7W66KV12
Sir,
As you surmised, the data requested on the subject known as Adam was completely eradicated from our files. I have doubts to its existence before incident X, but all our sources draw a complete blank. I have taken the liberty of employing several background specialists to research the matter. To my astonishment, they turned in separate reports that bore no resemblance to each other. I have summarized them for you below:
1) Submitted by Investigator Hawley. The former Genomex scientist called Adam was in fact the illegitimate child of Eleanor Singer, becoming Dr. Breedlove's stepson upon their marriage. The Singer fortune and well-placed connections kept the boy a secret, raising him in secluded east coast schools throughout his adolescence. Adam's sudden emergence as a vital part of Genomex can now be explained as mere nepotism. This also accounts for the Breedloves' passive attitude toward him after Incident X. Candidates for Adam's father are difficult to pinpoint. Eleanor Singer concentrated on her medical career for most of her youth with no noticeable gaps in time from her education and subsequent practice. Therefore, the baby was conceived and born in her teenage years. She was courted by various Kennedys, Hearsts and Posts, but it is wise not to rule out any attractive male members of the Singer household staff, several of which bore striking resemblances to the adult Adam from photos provided.
2) Submitted by Sara Stein-Glock, Glock Investigations. It is this agency's opinion that Adam is a kidnapped son of European royalty, most likely fathered (or grand-fathered) by the noted scientist, Albert Einstein. This well-kept secret and placement within a powerful American-based organization covers all bases: his unreliable temperament, documented genius and later hostile actions toward Genomex. His focused interest in genetics and perfecting bloodlines also become clear. DNA tests will confirm our data, but we feel 85% certain, the unstable Rostov line is his lineage with 10% in favor of Medici and 5% for Windsor.
3) Submitted by J.D. McCaulay & Assoc. Adam is not a human being, but an early product of the Breedlove laboratory. Based on notes and early university lectures of the noted scientist in the late 1950's, the idea of combining genetics and robotics was often discussed. Thus, Adam is an android, a hybrid of human DNA (probably Breedlove's own) and computer technology. It all fits: he is an artificial man with an unreasonably high IQ and no emotional reasonability; his history begins and ends at Genomex; and finally, the eerie connection he shared with Paul Breedlove fits into place. Therefore, it is this firm's suggestion that the doctor created a Frankenstein monster that is even more dangerous than previously cited. If Genomex wishes assistance in eliminating the subject, McCaulay & Associates would gladly stay on the payroll to finish the job.
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> SUBJ: Adam
> DATE: Wednesday, ***. 11, **** 09:30
> TO: Agent R. Foley, #7W66KV12
> FROM: Mason Eckhart, Security Director
> Reconstruct the missing files and Adam.
Mail-Pseurver Document RE:GRAVE CONCERNS
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SUBJ: Re:Grave Concerns
DATE: Thursday, ***. 6, **** 10:00
To: Mason Eckhart, Security Director
FROM: Dr. Paul Breedlove
Mason,
You must relax and trust me. The time has come for us to unveil our life's work and create a new society. I never meant for mutantkind to be hidden, just the sensitive process of how they were created. With or without our acknowledgement, they soon will be known at large. The outrage you fear comes from ignorance and misinformation. It is the duty of Genomex to enlighten and serve as facilitators for mutant integration into mainstream population. You and your crew will have a new task now, aiding our children into tomorrow's Eden.
I'm certain you're up for the job,
Paul
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> SUBJ: Grave Concerns
> DATE: Wednesday, ***. 5, **** 16:30
> To: Dr. Paul Breedlove
> FROM: Mason Eckhart, Security Director
> Doctor,
> I cannot emphasize what a bad idea Genomex going public is. The Mutant Project was designed as a means for alternative defense, not an expansion of mankind. The general population will not accept the truth and my team could not possibly handle the hostile repercussions that this facility and the Breedlove/Singer institutes would face. I advise a re-evaluation of this ill-conceived plan.
> M. E.
Mail-Pseurver Document BREEDLOVE PROBE RESULTS
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SUBJ: BREEDLOVE PROBE RESULTSDATE: Monday, ***. 1, **** 05:47TO: Dr. Laura Varady, Resident PsychologistFROM: Mason Eckhart, Security Director
Have you any progress to report on the P.Breedlove investigation?
M.E.
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Mail-Pseurver Document Re:BREEDLOVE PROBE RESULTS
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SUBJ: Re:BREEDLOVE PROBE RESULTSDATE: Wednesday, ***. 3, **** 14:35TO: Mason Eckhart, Security DirectorFROM: Dr. Laura Varady, Resident Psychologist
Mason,
I kept the meter running at my monthly lunch with Dr. Breedlove today and have gleaned the following. Paul is definitely in an advanced state of denial that is nearing dementia. The truth about his past, the genetics work, Genomex and Adam are all a blur to him. He seems to have bought into the PR department's gloss about the clinics and views himself as a noble research pioneer and the savior of children. He even speaks of Eleanor as if she were some departed saint (a 180 from what he felt when she was alive). The methods of genetic breeding he cannot easily explain are utterly forgotten. In fact he refers most matters in those areas to you.
This would explain his ease at "going public" next week. It's a subconscious unburdening of complex guilt. If the entire organization topples, so be it. He'll be clear to enter the Gates of Heaven. Frequent mentions of his long dead sister, Liesel (the zealot), imply a religious fervor that must have lain dormant since childhood but have now surfaced in his twilight.
Fears like this are common for men Paul's age, but few still wield the authority he does. If asked whether he will go through with his plan and use it to atone his conscience, I would have to answer yes. His anxiety over the past and what will befall him in the afterlife far outweigh the sacrifice of everything else.
Laura
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> SUBJ: BREEDLOVE PROBE RESULTS
> DATE: Monday, ***. 1, **** 05:47
> TO: Dr. Laura Varady, Resident Psychologist
> FROM: Mason Eckhart, Security Director
> Have you any progress to report on the P.Breedlove investigation?
Mail-Pseurver Document DR. BREELOVE'S FATALITY
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DATE: Monday, ***. 12, **** 15:59TO: All Genomex StaffFROM: Mason Eckhart
Please note with the passing of these events all joint employees of Genomex and the Breedlove Foundation will have to readjust their benefits and insurance packages as the two organizations are now officially severed. This action is effective immediately and no claims for any Foundation employee will be processed after Columbus Day. It is suggested those individuals still on the premises make other arrangements for their well-being and future care.
M. Eckhart
Mail-Pseurver Document TRICORP BOTANICAL
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SUBJ: Tricorp Botanical AnnouncementDATE: Friday, ***. 11, **** 11:30
TO: All Genomex PersonnelFROM: Corporate Communications Department
As of 8/21, the biotech firm, TRICORP BOTANICAL, will be officially housed under the
Genomex umbrella and considered one of the fold. Although the progressive company
has been intertwined with Genomex for several years trading products and information
on a regular basis, the formal acquisition has only come about in recent months
with a sudden change in its administration. Much credit must be given to overseer
Mason Eckhart for the push forward in negotiations. Headed by Dr. Kenneth Harrison,
TRICORP BOTANICAL is a highly advanced technical organization that genetically extracts
information and resources from plant-life, creating many a new genus as well
as siphoning untapped potential out of mature ones. The Agency considers this
addition a perfect compliment to Genomex's growing biological ranks and advises
a warm reception for Dr. Harrison and his accomplished staff.
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DATE: Friday, ***. 1, **** 17:14TO: All Genomex StaffFROM: Security Head Mason Eckhart
This is notification to all departments that PROJECT 5GGH2 was successfully completed a week ahead of schedule. The science team utilized is now on avail for other projects and should be placed immediately. Requests for individuals will be honored on the basis of staff seniority.
I feel it necessary to point out that the efficient manner in which 5GGH2 was executed has raised the bar for all other assignments. They will be expected to follow suit or experience customary Genomex reprimands and penalties.
NOTE TO ALL PROJECT HEADS: All budget increases are denied until further notice and overtime will not be honored.
Congratulations,
M. Eckhart
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DATE: Wednesday, ***. 19, **** 01:10TO: All Genomex StaffFROM: Security Head Mason Eckhart
This is notification to all departments that PROJECT 4RRH9 was successfully completed nine weeks behind schedule. Five science teams have worked on this project and we are pleased with the performance of the fifth team. They are now on avail for other projects and should be placed immediately. Requests for individuals will be honored on the basis of staff seniority.
I feel it necessary to point out the inefficient manner in which 4RRH9 was executed. Project leaders in particular should take note. Such a display of inadequacy will not be tolerated. The employment of members on lackluster teams has been terminated.
Congratulations,
M. Eckhart
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DATE: Monday, ***. 1, **** 15:30 TO: All Genomex StaffFROM: Security Head Mason Eckhart
This is notification to all departments that PROJECT 0AXX3 was successfully completed two and a half weeks ahead of schedule. The science team utilized is now on avail for other projects and should be placed immediately. Requests for individuals will be honored on the basis of staff seniority.
I feel it necessary to point out that the efficient manner in which 0AXX3 was executed has raised the bar for all other assignments. They will be expected to follow suit or experience customary Genomex reprimands and penalties.
REMINDER TO ALL PROJECT HEADS: All budget increases are denied until further notice and overtime will not be honored.
Congratulations,
M. Eckhart
Mail-Pseurver Document HIS ROYAL STUDLINESS
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SUBJ: HIS ROYAL STUDLINESS, EMPORER GABRIELDATE: Monday, ***. 1, **** 02:44 PMTO: Bloody Nose Marston the BunnyFROM: Laurelee VaraDeeDee, Headshrinker Inferious
Hi,
The temperate drippings off the iron mountains flow freely and I am in a state of ecstasy over the golden eagle's voyage round the anthill which I understand is built of Lincoln's molecules and sits all purple by the Viking Sea as the hoards of unenlightened suffragettes wait for the polished staff of the Chosen One to inflict gnarled welts upon their wingless backs as they cry, O how they cry, for the unanswered answers that only the Breedlove motherless can sing to them in a silver bell pitch that peals from the exhausting heights and bounces (bouncy, bouncy, bouncy) off the walls in IntoLand for which there is no key but mayhap open its spongy gates if prayers are irreverent enough like a lizard's whose sapphire scales flake off like day-old buttermilk biscuits from the tube (turn oven to 350 and cook 15 minutes or until golden brown, but not golden like the eagle) and served to a Senator who always trusted Mr. Nixon but never Miss Monroe of "Something's Gotta Give" that made no dollars and pounds…pound, pound, pound…the railroad spikes, Bunny, the railroad spikes that cannot forget when Daddy came in the room late at night and had peanuts envy until we primal screamed and took the trays out of the ice box, which would have been groovy except I stuck my tongue on the frosty metal and it ripped with scarlet tears that Mason could not shed but they drip now OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD….
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ADDEM:
Gentlemen,
I am retiring sweet Dr. Varady and suggesting she be permanently committed to the finest mental asylum your government care can afford, as she won't be practicing the psychiatric arts again. It seems that the poor dear just could not keep her mind together after our little session this afternoon. Silly cow even spilled her tea. Please note that if she had not been such an ignorant tool of Eckhart's, you would be receiving only her brain on a platter. That is what the rest of you non-Mutant professionals can expect should you interfere with my business any further.
Sincerely,
Gabriel Ashlocke
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